SQUAWK 7700 SOLANA PAIRED WITH SPCXX
The international distress call, now a coin. Paired with a rocket company's stock. Declared three times, per procedure.*
TBA · announced at launch
PROBABLE CAUSE
Mayday is what a pilot says when the flight stops going to plan. Every rocket stream ends with either "nominal" or "rapid unscheduled disassembly." We put both in the same pool and hit launch.
LAUNCH TOKEN
The coin. Named after the distress call every pilot hopes never to make. Once it's on the radio, everyone else goes quiet.
QUOTE TOKEN
SpaceX (xStocks). Tokenized stock on Solana. MAYDAY doesn't trade against SOL, it trades against the rocket company.
COCKPIT VOICE RECORDER
Flight recorders are painted international orange so they can be found in the wreckage. We painted the coin the same color for the same reason.
FINAL REPORT
Everything the investigators could establish about this token, as configured on StonkFun. No hidden mint, no creator fee, no liquidity to pull. Every transfer pays 3% back to the people holding.
| Name / symbol | MAYDAY / MAYDAY |
|---|---|
| Chain | Solana |
| Contract address | TBA · announced at launch |
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 · fixed, no further minting |
| Quote token | SPCXX · SpaceX (xStocks) |
| Launchpad | StonkFun on Raydium LaunchLab |
| Bonding curve | Trades on the curve until 85 SOL is raised, then auto-graduates to a Raydium pool |
| Holder rewards | 3% transfer tax on every transfer, distributed to holders automatically. Baked into the token permanently |
| Creator fee | None. The deployer earns as a holder like everyone else |
| Trading fee | 1.25% per swap (StonkFun / LaunchLab) |
| Liquidity | Permanently locked (Raydium Burn & Earn) |
| Metadata | Image and metadata stored permanently on Arweave |
PROBABLE CAUSE
The investigation determined that the pairing was intentional, the supply was fixed, and the crew was fully aware it was a memecoin. Contributing factors: humor, Solana, and a rocket company that was available when an aircraft manufacturer was not.
SAFETY RECOMMENDATION
Only board with what you can afford to lose. Keep your seatbelt fastened while seated.
BEFORE BOARDING
Pilots read checklists out loud, challenge and response. Read the left side, confirm the right side.
Phantom, Solflare or Backpack. Any Solana wallet works.
Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet. StonkFun converts SOL to SPCXX inside the swap, so you don't need to hold the stock token yourself.
Use the Board on StonkFun button on this page. Check the contract address matches the one shown here.
Connect wallet, enter an amount, approve. After graduation the pool is also routed through Jupiter.
Turbulence is not a possibility. It is the itinerary.
FLIGHT PLAN
A roadmap, filed the way pilots file one. Destination left deliberately vague.
Token created, paired with SPCXX, image and metadata pinned to Arweave forever.
Trades on the curve until 85 SOL is raised. Early boarding is priced accordingly.
Automatic migration to a Raydium pool. Liquidity locked. Jupiter picks up the route.
Community, X raids, and a captain who keeps saying "this is normal" over the PA.
It's a memecoin paired with a rocket stock. The seatbelt sign stays on for the whole flight.
Investigators are still searching the area. Recovery of the flight recorder is ongoing.
CABIN CREW
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